Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.

"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!

by Rogerowen October 9, 2007

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

professie

the affectionate cute nickname for a hot professor that one has an crush on...

A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...

by Shannning November 30, 2009

Profellate

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

by Roger Houston April 20, 2010

profanguage

any bad word

b*#@h,f@#k and b@#$%*d are profanguage

by oLd YeLlEr 67876 January 16, 2011

Profanic

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.

'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'

by Misserin July 28, 2014