portmantology

the study or art of coining portmanteau words.

He is a dab hand at portmantology.

by uttam maharjan September 25, 2010

postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

by steve1979 June 8, 2011

portman road

Home of the finest football club in england , ipswich town , Manager joe royle and david sheepshanks live here

Man, Portman road is one sweet place to watch Ipswich town

by Squiz July 14, 2004

Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

by The post officer January 3, 2011

postman

The act of circling another's anus with your finger and surprising them by inserting your finger (and catching them unawares!).

My boyfriend always likes it when the postman calls.

by Katrin Princess August 31, 2008

Portman

To Portman, is to immediately flip-flop on a position due to recently publicized circumstances pertaining to ones own life that contradict previous stance or opinion.

Congressman Kats, who formerly voted against Medical Marijuana pulled a Portman today and is now in favor of such reform after himself being fined for possession of a baggy of marijuana found during a traffic stop.

by TZUNAM1 March 15, 2013

Posta

Place where its chill for smoking marijuana

Boy meet me at the posta by the park

by BsikerG June 15, 2019