Pertile

A last name that can be used to describe crazy ppl or ppl with a lot of mental disabilities and cant forget the anger issues. If its not obvious Im a pertile everyone has adhd in my family and a few ppl have dyslexia and dysgraphia. My whole grade is scared of me

Boy 1: xxxxxxxx pertile hit me really hard and it hurt a lot.
Xxxxxxxx's friend: youll get used to it I deal w it daily.
Xxxxxxxx's other friend: yeah you just have to meet her other side
Boy 2: what other side
Xxxxxxxx's friend: the side that will be saying "stawp my brain hurts" and other dumb shit bc she cant focas

by Adumbassbitch January 11, 2023

Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.

The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.

by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023

Pertle

A very cute, smart and shy person.

omg girl, ur such a pertle 🥺

by chikenchoo April 15, 2023

pertounce

pertaining to apples

Example: "the pertounce day was something reggie had never seen before"

by 743985483975894378957348975489 April 26, 2023

Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

pertty

when someone says that you're pertty they either made a spelling mistake in a message, are from the countryside, or actually meant to call you pertty. pertty is being between pretty and drop dead gorgeous

"OMGGG that girl is so pertty"

"i feel so pertty right now"

by robyn4lyfe August 14, 2023

Pertie

A person who tells whether it's still raining by looking at puddles. Doing this yourself may also be called perting.

Max: is it still raining
Sam: *looks at puddle* it still raining
Max: MUM THE PERTIE SAM IS AT IT AGAIN!

by moleonneck October 19, 2023