Pertie

A person who tells whether it's still raining by looking at puddles. Doing this yourself may also be called perting.

Max: is it still raining
Sam: *looks at puddle* it still raining
Max: MUM THE PERTIE SAM IS AT IT AGAIN!

by moleonneck October 20, 2023

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garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

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gut bugger

when your gut feeling tells you to do something, but your head tells you not to do it. May also be applied to choices.

Brian, John, Lance and Max are deciding where to go. They give Max the choices because he is the youngest one here. He has to pick.
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!

by moleonneck September 18, 2023

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Bednester

A person who rolls around in bed in the morning while being half-awake.

Lazy fellow: mmmm.... I don't wanna go 2 work ...

Very productive fellow: GET UP U HAVE TO FOLD BLANKETS ALSO
Lazy fellow: mmmmm....... I don't think so
Very productive fellow: ok.. what a bednester!

by moleonneck May 09, 2023

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tilakashta mahisha bandhanam

sanskrit for something about a buffalo, also a dud book.

dis fello: hehehehe
dat fello: wat happened
dis fello: tenali raman is savage in here book!
dat fello: how savage?
dis fello: tilakashta mahisha bandhanam
dat fello: OOOOO ok.

by moleonneck July 13, 2023

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