Definitions by moleonneck

faheater 

when you eat so much that you feel hot

Bill: i'm so full... someone turn on the ac
Gill:my friend, you have a faheater.

faheater by moleonneck November 25, 2023

Pertie 

A person who tells whether it's still raining by looking at puddles. Doing this yourself may also be called perting.

Max: is it still raining
Sam: *looks at puddle* it still raining
Max: MUM THE PERTIE SAM IS AT IT AGAIN!

Pertie by moleonneck October 19, 2023

gut bugger 

when your gut feeling tells you to do something, but your head tells you not to do it. May also be applied to choices.

Brian, John, Lance and Max are deciding where to go. They give Max the choices because he is the youngest one here. He has to pick.
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!

gut bugger by moleonneck September 17, 2023

swirlengathy

very simple type of painting (no effort needed)
Tutorial given below

how to do swirlengathy
step 1: take a bowl of water and make colored water
step 2: take some paint of ur choice and make some designs in it using a paintbrush
step 3: take a paper (size of the paper depends on the size of the bowl) and put it in the bowl
step 4: let the paper sit in the color water for a bit and sundry.
Look at your masterpiece!
Note: the color of choice has to be very visible in the color water

swirlengathy by moleonneck August 15, 2023

tilakashta mahisha bandhanam 

sanskrit for something about a buffalo, also a dud book.

dis fello: hehehehe
dat fello: wat happened
dis fello: tenali raman is savage in here book!
dat fello: how savage?
dis fello: tilakashta mahisha bandhanam
dat fello: OOOOO ok.

tilakashta mahisha bandhanam by moleonneck July 13, 2023

Bednester 

A person who rolls around in bed in the morning while being half-awake.

Lazy fellow: mmmm.... I don't wanna go 2 work ...

Very productive fellow: GET UP U HAVE TO FOLD BLANKETS ALSO
Lazy fellow: mmmmm....... I don't think so
Very productive fellow: ok.. what a bednester!

Bednester by moleonneck May 8, 2023

garage band 

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

garage band by moleonneck April 24, 2023