pilof

Extremely Hard/Uncomfortable

"These bed sheets are very pilof"

by xyat November 26, 2022

Pilof

Uncomfortable/Hard

" This pillow is Pilof

by xyat November 26, 2022

PILF

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by urmoter December 10, 2022

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Pilf energy

Reference to big Z in Surfs up - specifically related to the mossverse

Wow he has major pilf energy!

by Tehe123GC January 15, 2023

picafied

A person that always pics on others

Ella : I don't know why Layne gets along with Jamal he's so picafied!
Curtis : He such a bully I'm gonna kick his ass.
Ella : Yeah Good idea

by Cocotrizzy April 6, 2023

Pilan

Pilan is a guy but also a woman, he is on his daily period and gets angry at his homies for no reason. He has agression problems that are caused by his fat ahh belly. He loves to suck the private part of men for money and he is ugly asf which is the reason he is gay.

Look at that guy he's behaving like a fat mucht, his name must be Pilan.

by Bilanus April 25, 2023