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Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products
"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."
by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014
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ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.
by 9th August 31, 2018
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plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now
by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
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Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar
"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"
by B2104B December 9, 2008
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Boob plastic

The silicone sticker used to hide nipple
by Anvi.mr October 22, 2019
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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 7, 2020
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Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
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