parsty

it's the in-between of being parched or thirsty
but you're more than thirsty
and not quite parched yet
so you're parsty

gurl, you b lookin' so parsty.

by dwill December 27, 2012

parsiya

Parsiya is usually a guy who is super funny and has an open heart. In movies he tries to get his one true love but always attempts to fail. He makes great comments to make u feel good abt yourself and always is open minded. He is obsessed with basketball usually the lakers and has a huge thing for koby Bryant. Parsiya usually has bad ankles or a problem below his knees. But in general he is such a sweet guy and is a good friend but not so much of a good boyfriend. But be nice to him because he usually has really good abs and could bench abt 100. So don’t mess with him.

“Wow is that parsiya I see running a mile”?

by Christina hubby March 18, 2018

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019

Parsantarman

the mythological creature that was worshipped by the Mayans. Belived to have brought good luck when worshiped and brought death when not. He was half man, half eagel, half leapord, half jesus. The Mayans did not know that was 200% they had no number system.

The Parsantarman yelled rawr, you are helled, and flew off.

by -Dr. J. S. Shmurman September 13, 2004

Pearson-6206

An unknowing self-saving blowjob; a respectable dick sucking exhibition performed by an unstable and obnoxious cuntwrinkle after she forces you to endure her overdramatic exposition of utter stupidity and vulgar display of unprecedented ignorance.

I was telling my friend the next day about a blowjob I received from a complete female stranger who responded to my Craig's List NSA post indicating I "am looking to get my tip wet", when
ignorance, obnoxiousness, and verbal harassment ensue upon your arrival to her apartment for your first encounter (albeit ensuing without ever speaking on the phone), only to have her initially not open even open the door, due to her sudden safety concerns about letting a complete stranger in her home (not the concern about providing explicit directions to a stranger containing the truly dangerous information. Finally, she saved herself after receiving my psychological counsel and therapy, so effective that she ended up schlarving my dode "Pearson-6206" style and now is begging for me to come back and fuck her in the ass once her daughter goes to bed.

by wet tip seeking stranger March 22, 2010

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

parskahye

armenians who were forcefully driven into iran against their will by historic enemy iranians.

the armenian race is unfortunate in that evil foreign forces try to divide us and destroy us, but we will always stay armenian no matter where we are, they will not succed. we will always sing and speak armenian.

by Garen July 9, 2004