Peloton girl

The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.

My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.

by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022

peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

peot

a typo-I mean ✨ anagram ✨ of my best friend when she claimed she could become a poet. Shakespearin level of tragic irony...

"Me 🤝 carrer as an peot😪" - my dumbass but lovely friend (she's just slow)

by urlocalkanacke January 5, 2022

Petite

Petite: A word commonly used on tik tok to describe a femboy or homosexual person who is small and fragile

Example: I am just a petite little hunk UwU🌻

by L+Ratio+Bozo+Shivers timbered March 9, 2022

Petito

Verb: the action of setting out on a trip and showing up one person short

Did you hear? Jasmine petito’d Preston on their way back from the ski trip. Nobody’s seen him since

by BurninBrydges March 24, 2022

Petite

The complex way of saying small definition

Waiter: want some petite
You:yes please

by Big billy boi haha April 1, 2022