Penie

A multiple number of penises.

Wow you have penie!!

by Charlooott July 3, 2009

penile

Penile means pinoy with a HUGE penis

I saw a penile at the store.
Did you see that penile!
Judging by you penile you are pinoy.

by Jerry Casino December 3, 2007

Peni

Penis in he plural form. PEE-NYE.

The woman sucked 4 Peni

by PEENYE May 22, 2008

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

Penile

1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."

Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"

by <33Divine<33 September 26, 2010

Penii

Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.

A Flock Of Penii Just Passed Us, And I Think They Shat!

Did You See Those Penii Hunting?

by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy January 15, 2007

penii

plural form of penis for fun and uneducated types. After all, language is defined by its use.

More than one penii is at least one too many.

by Hulaboom February 20, 2008