Palmering

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palos Park

An affluent suburb of Chicago characterized by new money and sprawling forests. Of Chicago's south suburbs, Palos Park is by far the wealthiest and most expensive. Trees outnumber people 10,000 to 1. Tucked behind acres of woods are some of the biggest damn houses you can find in Chicago. Not as rich as nearby Hinsdale - or northern burbs like Winnetka - but compared to the "other" Palos-es, it's Beverly Hills.

Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Palos
Q: Which Palos? Hills, Heights, or Park?
A: Palos Park - Didn't you see my Maserati?

by Park-side August 18, 2013

Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Palcatraz

Inescapable prison that is the friendzone.

Why does Molly always go out with douche-bags? We've been best friends for 10 years and I'm always there for her. I wish we went out.

Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.

by etilauqa September 28, 2013

Palladinoing

Pretending to be drunk or high to take advantage of someone (usually a woman) at a party or social gathering.

The Palladinoing man grabbed her until he was apprehended, then he blamed it on being drunk, but the BAC test proved he wasn’t!

by Criss Crossed Nic Fit Sick November 21, 2018

Palang

Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.

Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.

by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

Palak

Palak is the living embodiment of victory. She is The home (earth) and greek goddess of victorious. Fun loving person , great hair and great in bed. They look for love in a person and will do everything to achieve their loved ones.
A believer and trust worthy person.

love they way your hair look, you must be Palak.

by Stack_Reminise September 17, 2021