Palcatraz

Inescapable prison that is the friendzone.

Why does Molly always go out with douche-bags? We've been best friends for 10 years and I'm always there for her. I wish we went out.

Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.

Palcatraz by etilauqa September 28, 2013

alcatraz 

Prison on an island in California where al capone was held.

-alcatraz is now shutdown-

Lets take a tour of alcatraz isle!

alcatraz by BObo D. HObo April 29, 2004

Alcatraz Squeeze 

When a male is sexually pleasured by his or another one's hand but in the painful technique of an Indian Burn.

I hated masturbating because when I was younger I used to do the Alcatraz Squeeze to myself.

Alcatraz Squeeze by Carousel Carnie July 17, 2019

Falcatraz 

Falcon high school. We are know in the system as numbers and the school food is that of Alcatraz. The outside, unless ur standing in the front entrance, look like a prison. The contractors who built falcon actually were people who built prisons. One year for senior prank, they put "falcatraz" across the lockers and that is how the name became.

Anyone who has gone to falcon knows its Falcatraz .

Falcatraz by Rayna padron October 23, 2019

alcatraz 

Legendary prison located on an island in the San Francisco Bay. Also known as "The Rock." Its about 1.5 miles away from the city. The prison had to be closed down because too many inmates were successfully busting out of the complex. The designers of the prison were stupid because they decided it was cheaper to use recycled salt water in the surrounding bay, instead of fresh water to flush the toilets. Thirty years of salt water saturation lead to erosion in the buildings, which meant that inmate Frank Morris and his buddies were able to dig holes in their cell walls with spoons, escape from the vents into the utility corridor, climb onto the roof, and bust out. The defunct prison is now a tourist attraction in San Francisco.

-Dude 1: "Yo my man, I just got out of prison. And guess what...I just visited a prison! For fun!
-Dude 2: "You mean Alcatraz? I been there. They sell all this merchandise...like spoons that are supposed to look like the kind that those inmates used who busted out. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a spoon that we all know ain't the real thing? I got plenty of spoons at my house. Whoever buys that junk is a fool and an idiot. Damn.

alcatraz by bootysaxlick January 12, 2014

The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz 

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.

Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!

The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz by ALKALINEOVERDOSE August 4, 2010

Alcatraz ascot 

Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.

Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."

Alcatraz ascot by hanxta December 30, 2007