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inescapable phantom 

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.
My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

Inescapable Faggotism 

Where regardless of your answer to a question, you will be branded as a faggot.
I don't care what you say, this is inescapable faggotism

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)
incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016
Not being capable, unable to do something correctly
Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid
Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018
guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything
incapable by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019