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Offensive

Something pussies on the internet call everything nowadays.
-There are only 2 genders
-OMG That's offensive!

-We don't care...
by vladdd December 7, 2020
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Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)
Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
by PB n' K April 14, 2009
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Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012
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Offended Wigger

A person who is not black but is also offended for black people. YES thats what i said. Those people are gay right?
Tad: Yeah Nigga.
UN BLACK BITCH: What did you just say? Are you kidding me that is not cool.
Sam: what an Offended Wigger.
by Wakaflockaflame..! December 4, 2010
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perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.
The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.
by Astor G. January 2, 2008
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Repeat Offender

Someone you have had sex with on more than one occasion
antonym: one night stand
ex. "It's totally okay to booty call him, he's a repeat offender."
by nailakemi January 20, 2013
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