Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.

He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by rotting orange September 29, 2010

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005

Obese

~to be overweight
~to be overweight from your age group.

natashas 15 pounds overweight! she's obese!

by couture cutie xx January 11, 2008

morbidly obese

Extremely cool and awesome; beyond phat and more than obese.

Your new ride is morbidly obese! I wish my ride was that hot.

by crackbaby megan December 28, 2005

The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

Observise

To see; to make an observation.

Did you observise that way that bitch was just looking at us?

by Jennifer Miller November 11, 2006

obesetiality

The fucking of fat animals.

Obesetiality is the act of someone who is perverse enough to have sex with fat animals.

by deviljst March 23, 2011