Multiple Personality Order

1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".

A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.

It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.

2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.

These are quite rare.

1.

Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."

Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."

Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."

Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."

by kidneyswap September 25, 2010

order envy

to envy someone else's order at a restaurant, to wish you had ordered something else.

"I have order envy looking at that guy's nachos."

by wordsmiff May 27, 2007

Olde English

Shit tacos in a bottle. This horrific brand of malt liquor is sold most popularly in 40oz. glass bottles and is generally priced in the neighborhood of 3 bucks. Considering that the alcohol conent of this beverage is about 8% the price to booze ratio is favorable for those in dire financial straights. The recomended method of consumption is to drink all 40oz. in a hurry and then wait for the party to begin. Unfortunatly, the hangover that results from Olde English is akin to being run over by a Cadilac Escilade packed with over weight gangsters.

Dude, I was down to my last few bucks last night but I wanted to get ripped so I bought a 40 of Olde English and pounded that mother.

by Don_Vito December 12, 2009

olde time sledding

The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.

Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!

by saxophone player from Regina March 2, 2010

order 65

Order 65 is one of the 150 conplans confirming that Palatine is unfit for counciler, it is that the clones either arrest Palatine or executed him.

Palatine:execute order 65
Clone commader: You are under arrest Counciler
Palatine:shit

by Lockon Stratos November 28, 2019

zalphabetical order

Alphabetical order, but the other way around.

Cats, babies, ax, is in zalphabetical order.

by stinkules July 20, 2009

bunk order

a pizza order that you don't plan to pick up; a pizza order to a false address

"There's a delivery to 45 Suckit Drive.... Don't bother, its a bunk order."

by Bunk orderer March 20, 2012