snap noodle

A word used as a substitute for sayings such as, oh shit! or hot damn! It was created and intended to be used around parentals and teachers so you can stay out of trouble.

Missy:Man I love my new Razr
James:Yeah it's sweet...can I see it?
Missy:Sure..
Vanessa:Yeah..it is nice...
Missy:Be careful
James:*drops phone*
Missy:OH SNAP NOODLE!!!

by JamesRox November 26, 2006

cheesy noodle

When a person spreads their butt cheeks while farting to prevent the fart from making too much noise by flapping of said butt cheeks.

"She totally just cheesy noodled, but I could still hear it."
"We were naked in bed together, and she cheesy noodled right next to me!"

by Potato Nipple October 28, 2013

maggi noodles

Maggi noodles are the best noodles ever...they're the most delicious minute noodles you'll ever find. WAY WAY WAY better than ramen.

You throw away my maggi noodles, I throw you away.

by PeriwinkleBlxe November 13, 2017

super duper noodles

1.) A special concoction of various forms of noodles that when combined with garlic salt can be extremely hazardous.

2.) The favorite dish of the famous KWEZ.

1.) "We sat around and ate super duper noodles."

2.) "KWEZ, I'm making super duper noodles, KWEZ! They're your favorite!"

by Bus Stop Napper December 12, 2008

Ramen Noodles

One of many forms of noodles popular in Japan. The "Instant Ramen" which can be found on grocery shelves is similar, in the same way that instant chicken soup is similar to real chicken soup. The word "Ramen" is a Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese "Lo-mein" (since Japanese does not distinguish between the sounds "L" and "R")

I lived on instant ramen seven days a week so I could save my lunch money for beer on weekends.

by Geoffrey A. September 18, 2005

rice noodle

Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.

(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)

Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."




Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H May 30, 2005

noodle brain

Someone who is a bit confused or slow minded. Used in a context of endearment most of the time.

"Where are my glasses?"
"You're wearing them, noodle brain!"

by Commander Fluffy September 8, 2008