Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Murdered By Words

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them

Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 26, 2020

muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.

“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”

by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

murderbiliaphile

(noun) A person who has a strong interest in and a factual knowledge of the subject of murderbilia and the many other related associations with Murderbilia and Murderbilia items, including, but not limited to their significance in a historical context and their overall monetary value to other collectors and curators alike.

Jordan was a Cook, just like his dreamboat fantasy lover, executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Jordan was a self-proclaimed murderbiliaphile, or someone with a large body of knowledge on the subject of murderbilia and serial killers, and was quite proud of his collection of paintings by the brutal homosexual murderer and trickster. Turns out Jordan didn't know much of shit, and busied his days fantasizing about bring throttled and conquered by the long gone brute killer of his dreams, usually masturbating and shoving a dildo up his ass all the while.

by GayJordyFU April 22, 2023