monster cock

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length

that porn star's got a monster cock

i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock

by stevenbleven May 15, 2003

Monster Shitter

someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)

Kevins a fucking monster shitter, he's always glogging up my god damn toilet!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Monster School

an cringy clickbait type of youtube minecraft content that makes 18+ thumbnails such as a girl with a big breast and butt pooping random things like lava and actual poop at monster school and actually these type of content used dead memes such as mlg, granny kisses baldi, herobrine gets angry, poor baby vs herobrine, monster school stuck in a girl butt, bottle flip challenges, zombie plays fortnite and roblox, and the infamous "poor baby herobrine vs a policegirl poops on herobrine funny" these type of minecraft yt contents are actually pure kids clickbait. and these type of content was worser and it was good back in 2012 but in 2021 and onwards its badly disgusting now. and also their fandom was actually toxic as hell.

Guy1: hey can i watch monster school?

Guy2: no don't its cringe

by the guy 1999 January 7, 2021

scrog monster

a girl that likes to fuck alot.

see that girlover there? she's a scrog monster.

by 4Q2pal November 13, 2007

Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.

Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL

by BS-Man August 30, 2010

Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.

I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.

by Bancheis January 25, 2017

Green Monster

Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.

This party is sick! What frat is this?
This isn't a frat, this is Green Monster.

by collegekiddo November 7, 2010