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Milton

A little angry asian boy who racks disiprin. Goes around trying to make people respect his authoritah! Likes pretending to be a policeman.
That cunt is such a Milton
by Cunts March 21, 2020
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hotdog misconduct

the act of sexually raping a hotdog.
Dude #1"Dude that girl at the party had hotdog misconduct writen on her face."
Dude#2"Thats fucked up yo."
by Drone and Silverclaw March 26, 2010
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Misatosexual

A pedophile. Commonly used by Neon Genesis Evangelion fans.
I am a Misatosexual
by irrefutable June 10, 2021
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Milton Hershey School

The best school out there and can beat you all. For all you stupid stereotypical people out there we are not all orphans. We have drama but who doesn't. We are a school that has school spirit. Now we have a definition too. We are amazing and we have good friend groups. We stick together most of the time. But we also instigate when stuff happens so if ykyk.😂 But we are a strong family even if more than half of us don't want to be here. Some of us have best friends then we gor plenty of loners that basically run to their next class. see we get dismissed so we have 5 minutes to walk to our next class. Some kids go so fast they got 7 minutes to get to their next class and they act like they got 7 seconds to get to their class. And they glued to their phones at the same time. When I walk out of my class that kid is always there just waiting, like calm down, slow down, something cause I'm not even dismissed yet and you all the way over here. But we got all kinds of dance classes, art, pottery, acting, math, English, writing, photography, science, auto tech, construction, human services, culinary, gym, health. But nobody really cares about the classes.
girl 1: you go to Milton Hershey School girl 2: Yeah why girl 1: don't talk to me girl 2: jealous
by Basket ball is life November 5, 2019
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Masto

One of a small number of fans who rabidly gather around the author of the internet "tour de shite", THE MASTODON DIARIES.

Can be identified by their badge number and their incessant squealing on many forums (namely livejournal and any x-files dwelling place) but never producing anything of importance to the rest of society. Much like their favorite author. Also referred to as sheep.
If you love the Mastos then we promise to love you too! Squee! OMG!111!!eleventyone11!!1!!!1!1!111

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If I were a Masto, I could qualify to draw a crazy check each month from the government.
by BridesMaid August 9, 2004
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masto

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007
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Mictonicar

A mythical creature possessing the incredible power to cause the Rapture with a flick of the hoof. Mictonicars reside in the Rapturian Countryside and serve as noble steeds to Prince Unicorn Fireblack and Princess Unicorn Alesa. Although most Mictonicars live in the large, royal cluster, many prefer to ride solo, roaming freely around Rapturia because some are just that independent, you know? Many people want to live the life of a Mictonicar because it's so alluring a life, but full Mictonicar status is unreachable for any man. Because of the simple fact that it is impossible for anyone to attain the swag of a being as fantastical as this, the Mictonicar has the power to award anyone a small Mictonicar moment whenever the mood strikes it. It is an omnipresent deity. It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake like Santa Claus, only better. Why is it better you ask? Why would you ask why? You already know. When one experiences a Mictonicar moment, he or she knows it. It is an instinct thrust upon you by your guardian Mictonicar. This moment, this instinct is known as #LOAM (Life of a Mictonicar). Important note; Mictonicar MUST be capitalized if spelled out. If it isn't, your guardian Mictonicar will strike you with a violent syphilis.
1) Say, did you see that Mictonicar leap across the dusted sky?

2) Jared just had shoulder surgery and is wearing a hefty sling. That's so #LOAM.

3) Mei quit her job at Toys 'R' Us and pursued her 2 true passions; church choreography and juggling fire on unicycles. That was a very #LOAM decision on her part.

4) July 21st marked Rachel's 6th birthday and out of all her gifts, the mini backpack from Uncle Robby was by far the most #LOAM.

5) Jenna made the #LOAMest decision of her life; she adopted a plastic minority named Jamal.

6) T.J: Say, can Mictonicars dance?

Mackenzie: Why of course they can dance! Mictonicars can do whatever the eff they want to do!
by Princess Unicorn Alesa October 1, 2011
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