tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013

pimpin' the midget

I'm running a little behind.

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.

by HumorU2 February 27, 2015

Day time midget

A midget that refuses to come out during the day.

Hey are you going to visit James today?
Can't, he's a day time midget.

by Illicistmiss April 19, 2018

Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

Angry Arabic midget

A very angry short arabic midget that yells hurtful words

Bro I hate you, you’re an angry arabic midget.

by Thatgirlsaminer March 21, 2023

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006