Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.

Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.

by Bootiegas December 29, 2021

Micro gang

Smaller than small gang.

Opposite of Macro gang

Ay bro, you made it out of micro gang yet?

by On gang March 18, 2022

Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.

"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."

by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022

Michot

Comfort

I feel michot

by anonymous July 16, 2022

Micro prince

A short male.
Synonym of short king.

There are many benefits to dating dating a micro prince such as myself

by Drangonslayer55 February 23, 2023

Micro Jackson

Michael Jackson’s nonce nickname

He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson

Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael

by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023