dirty fingernails method

The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum

SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?

by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016

The Russel Crowe Method

To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.

The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.

by Pat Yates August 27, 2009

bold font method

This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.

Do you want to meet up cram for tomorrow's Ochem test?

Nah, I'm done studying.

Really? You must be really organized to be able to study ahead of time.

Nah, I used the Bold Font Method...if it's bold I memorized it. >70% of every test is based off bold font in books.

by etilauqa September 7, 2013

ear wax method

When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.

Andre knew it was safe to go raw dog after applying the ear wax method.

by scott clement January 21, 2008

hotdog and bun method

its when a girl lays down on her stomach, and instead of inserting the male penis into the asshole, it lays on the asshole vertically, and thrusts back and forth.

its the new thing bro, its a breed between titty fucking and ass fucking! its the hotdog and bun method!

by THE CLASSIC SLOB January 19, 2005

Kablamo Method

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12

by Chris November 7, 2003

circadian rhythm method

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.

"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008