Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 09, 2021

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 20, 2018

messi

The G.O.A.T

"Ronaldo is the goat"

"Shut up messi is"

by messi>ronaldo March 28, 2022

Messi

The best football player to ever live.

Messi is the GOAT

by 0263037303 November 20, 2023

Messi

the goat 🐐

bro ur a messi at FoRtNITe

by thtoneuglyshortkid September 15, 2021

Messi

G.O.A.T

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over

by doggoat December 19, 2022