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Messy Pablo

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.
by poggershoggers May 8, 2021
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Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt
by Feicstur November 29, 2024
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messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.
Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night
by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024
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messy hoe

some one who likes to start drama
lissa a messy hoe
by c4motion December 4, 2024
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Messy Slaying

Messy Marv, a rapper who gained vast acclaim in the 90s, routinely included the word "messy" in his lyrics to affectionately describe individuals with a tendency to behave in an amusing manner that some may classify as unruly, dramatic, or controversial.

In the 70s and 80s, the word "slay" was redefined to describe and encourage people "killing it" with their moves and physical appearance on the dance floor.

The two were combined to create a term entitled "messy slaying" which translates to someone who is so attractive or successful in their endeavors that it sparks drama, incites mass controversy, or draws attention.
Girl, you messy slaying in that outfit, you not goin home alone tonight.
by thatdudewithadoggo December 17, 2024
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Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.
White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"
by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024
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Lionel Messi

Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
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