by Tjklkj May 09, 2022
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!
by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024
Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
I gave her a messy chestnut
by Daddy Johnson January 28, 2016
A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.
The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.
by The Zurnich July 28, 2023
a messy supreme is where you put your dick in someones ear then in there nose up their ass then you put your cock down their throat
by magmashockwav3y November 25, 2020