merlined

a homosexual action in which a male puts his testicles into another mans mouth; named after the wizard Merlin in Harry Potter in respects to it being so hard to put another man's genitals in anothers mouth you must be Merlin

When Anthony merlined me last night, it was the best feeling I have ever had!

by Z. Diddy August 27, 2009

merlin122

A tool who has been told by the media that certain music is bad because the vocalist of a band actually sings. I wasn't aware that singing made a band 'emo'.

Merlin122: I am far too hardcore to listen to Mae because they have talent.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

merlesque

Male Burlesque, namely men over 30 doing burlesque as opposed to boylesque. Also derives it's name from Merlot + Burlesque.

I'm not a go-go boy, I'm a merlesque performer.

by otterpop! June 30, 2009

mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.

As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.

by navimation November 13, 2006

Mellencamp

An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.

This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.

Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?

by Ross9 October 13, 2010

melleni

A person that try's to put You down but super hyper and is very clingy but sweet.

Omg she is such a fucking melleni!!!

by Shay mimaaa October 28, 2017