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machiavelli

i'm just taking a piss
I'm just playing...unless you gonna do it
Oh Nelly so machiavelli, bring 2-pac of condom if you come to the telly
by kaye west October 21, 2008
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Mathias

Mathias is rudest person in the world he love gay people and hates a girls he love penise
Boy: hi
Mathias: I love penises

Boy: 911
Mathias: no sorry
by The only thing I can say October 6, 2020
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Mathias

Mathias is a good friend that likes spoiling movies and flexes a lot.
A: My friend spoiled end game.
B: your friend really sounds like a Mathias

or
A: my friend keeps flexing his rolex
B: That guy sounds like a Mathias
by somedudewithsmallcock April 3, 2020
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mathious

He is better than all of his sisters and is funny and is black and from Ethiopia Mekelle and is good-looking and good at sports.
Mathious is better than his sisters
by ewe3dwqd October 5, 2020
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mathamagician

Someone who figures out the most ridiculous math problem ever.

A mathlete with secret brain powers... you know... to the tenth.
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EXAMPLE:
AtlantaHoopla - "Dr. Grieves, I've been trying to figure this thing out for two weeks now and I've run all these spreadsheets with all these algorithms and I really haven't gotten anywhere. What am I doing wrong?"

Dr. Grieves - "AtlantaHoopla, you're a shitwit. Put the comma 'here' and not 'there' and run it all back through."

AtlantaHoopla} - "Good Lord, you're a mathamagician..."
by AtlantaHoopla November 5, 2006
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Mathieu

Mathieu fortin is a fat blond dude that’s really funny yet he sucks a lot of dick. He has no friends yet he keeps playing games for fuckn losers. Stay away from him ladies he only likes (furries)!!!
Mathieu is a (Brawlhallah) legend!
This mathieu nigga gay!
by YvAkPPnibba October 1, 2019
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Mathieu

Mathieu is kind, caring and romantic. Usually a family man with big dreams for true love. Although he exudes a very energetic nature, overall he is very patient and logical to get exactly what he wants. The sweetest man a woman can have by her side. Incredibly attractive and smart, he tends to get a lot of women’s attention, but once he has found the one, he will never let go and his heart will be hers forever. He is possessive of what he consider is his. He tends to obsess about his woman and wants to know every little things about her and what she likes. He is driven and appears sure of himself, even if on the inside he isn’t so confident and is often actually quite shy. Very ambitious, he might seem not so reliable at times, because he is so focused on his success so that he can share it with the people he loves most, however you can always reach out to him if in need and he will be there to listen to you and warm your heart. A curious dreamer full of energy, he always finds a way to turn his weirdness and quirky behavior into something charming. He can be very frustrating at time, since communicating and exchanging with him can often feel like your are talking with an alien, but once you start understanding his true authentic self, you will have soulmate forever.
Look at Mathieu day dreaming once again.
by Aka1234 November 23, 2021
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