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The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.
by BCS5 September 12, 2008
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markle

When you falsely feel oppressed, to point out that you were owed something, and are at the same clueless about your fortune.
That white, rich woman markles all the time about her hard live to get attention.
by notanative March 11, 2021
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Marleau

Let's call the example alexis, or Alex for short..Uhm.. "The Alex Marleau ate ants.. ... and b00ns'
by Jeff Iggulden December 24, 2007
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Jenna Marbles

Satan, according to Jacksfilms and all his viewers. even though the majority of YIAY fans might not have even seen a Jenna Marbles video in their lives.
YIAY viewer: *Sends Jack a picture of Jenna*
Jack: Oh, how did Satan get in here? No place for Jenna Marbles, right Klondike?
Klondike: *Confused, she just licks Jack's face hoping to make him happy even though not even dogs can heal souls as dead as his*
by _Andromeda October 21, 2018
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Marlen

Damn, she’s a marlen. ❤️
by MiSexynugget888 October 31, 2018
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Markle Sparkle

(N.) a boy who love an other boy. Mad in Love that he would die for him. He can't help but want to see the boy happy even though it kills him in side to see he is happy with some one els. His Heart belong to the boy and his mind is full of the boy. His soul was made for the boy and longs for the boy's soul to be to gather, his soul will keep falling for the boy's soul past eternal time. Through his life he will try to express his love in its entirety to the boy. RAWЯ! <3
That boy is Markle Sparkle with Jordan!!! <3
by Mirf002 January 2, 2011
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Marlee Matlin

One of the best actresses in the world who overcame many obstacles to get where she is today. She never lets her deafness get in the way of achieving her dreams. That makes her a hero to alot of people.
by Stephanie Creed April 26, 2008
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