Markley

Also known as marklied

When a guy lies fucks you over and steals from you usually a meth addict

Girl 1: I was seeing this guy but he lied fucked me over and stole all my stuff and is a meth addict

Girl 2: oh girl you got Markley or marklied

by Marklied April 4, 2021

Markley

Weed. Or a joint.

George: "Did you smoke Markley last night?"

Jim: "Yeah dude, I smoked 3 Markleys"

by ponchee123 August 27, 2016

Markley's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.

Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.

by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014

The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).

My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.

by BCS5 September 12, 2008

Markle

To disown one’s family

I can’t take them anymore so I markled my family.

by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020

Meghan Markle'd

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

by kclause22 May 25, 2019