Disney

The company that, as of late, has done nothing but cash in on nostalgia with their crap tons of poorly and cheaply made live action remakes, as well as making everyone wish that Frozen was never made. What was once a delightful animation studio and the genius behind my personal childhood favourites such as The Little Mermaid, Finding Nemo, and Beauty and the Beast has become nothing more than a money-hungry factory of regurgitated stories and sequels that overshadow new, creative, and refreshing projects, sometimes to the point of them stealing just enough funding to have the fresh ideas canned. This, no doubt, is a poor business practice, but it is highly unlikely that the House of the Mouse will crash down to rubble, despite constantly producing lackluster films that see more and more hate every single day.

Disney continuously makes money off of their flaming nine-car pileups that they pass as films, and won't be letting this trend dissolve any time soon. I guess we'll just have to deal with Will Smith Genie, Demon Spawn Dumbo, and a whole new tsunami of toddlers in Elsa costumes until someone slaps Robert Iger (CEO) back down to reality.

by _Andromeda March 04, 2019

Troye Sivan

The king of the queer music industry. He's beautiful, extremely talented, and oh-so-sweet. If you haven't heard any of his music, some good songs to start with are:
-Strawberries and Cigarettes (on the Love, Simon soundtrack, though it is sadly no longer available on iTunes or Spotify, and, from what I've heard, not available on Amazon Music either.)
-Postcard (feat. Gordi)-Album: Bloom
-The Good Side-Album: Bloom
-My My My!-Album: Bloom
-Plum-Album: Bloom
-Bloom-Album: Bloom (duh)
-Lucky Strike-Album-Bloom
-Fools-Album: Blue Neighbourhood (Unavailable on iTunes, except in remix form)

Troye Sivan is the god of music. Change my mind, I dare you.

by _Andromeda February 21, 2019

YouTube comments

The deepest, darkest layer of hell imaginable. Full of the following spawns of Satan:
1: Spam bots
2: People with 8 subscribers who plug their own channels and try to get idiots to subscribe to them
3: Horrendous grammar
4: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad "trends" and "jokes", typically typed as one of the following:
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b) in bold, and like T H I S .

The Youtube comments section is where my soul, faith in humanity and happiness went to die.

by _Andromeda October 29, 2018

Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t

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by _Andromeda April 29, 2019

Spam bot

The scum of YouTube. Basically, they're robots disguised as your favorite YouTuber trying to get you to fall for some scam, where they steal your social security number, credit card information, bank account details, and other various things that criminals use to rob you. In other cases, they could also be getting you into a sketchy looking site that gives your computer an insane virus, one that can perhaps destroy your computer forever. Avoid at all costs.

My six year old cousin accidentally sold her mom's bank account details to some hacker through a spam bot on YouTube.

by _Andromeda October 29, 2018

Yojoyco

A company being started by Youtuber Chadtronic. They make toys, video games, and comic books, but their only known project at the date of writing this is Teenage Fighting Food Dudes.

Dude 1: Yo, did you hear, Chadtronic started a company!
Dude 2: Wow, good for him! What's it called?
Dude 1: It's called Yojoyco. They make video games and comics and stuff.
Dude 2: H O L Y F R I C K

by _Andromeda October 21, 2018

Watermelon Sugar

The best song about cocaine that has ever been written.

Harry Styles reached his peak when he wrote Watermelon Sugar.

by _Andromeda November 25, 2020