manifectation

infectious manifestation

Art is a manifectation of intellect.

by nousndthem May 21, 2010

Manifestivus

A universal holiday designating the beginning of a calendar year when people come together to share their intentions to manifest positive changes to their lives as well as others.

Christine sat with her family on Manifestivus and told them how she planned to start an exciting new business in 2017!

by The Mountain Cat January 1, 2017

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

She-Yeti Manatee

A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.

Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!

by Styledogg August 10, 2010

maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.

"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."

by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010

high maintenance

A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy

that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance

by robert rishka September 18, 2005