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Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013
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magicalgirlstuff

Me.
Hi follow me on TikTok if your hot ig
“Do you follow magicalgirlstuff on TikTok?? “
Yeah dude her post are cool!”
“Cool!”
*makes out*
by magicalgirlstuff July 28, 2021
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Supreme Magician

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out and let's his buddy slide in. He then goes outside and waves at her through the window.
Jane was really mad at Dick for pulling the Supreme Magician on her with Rick, but now she seems kinda turned on.
by tex23bm December 9, 2008
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Stingray Magician

Yo look at that stingray magician, (kid gets punched in face) other kid, THE FUTURE IS NOW!
by Captain Maldoon January 4, 2010
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Antique Magician

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.
I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.
by BAWB04 March 6, 2011
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Math Magician

An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.
Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.
by INArchitect April 10, 2015
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Naked Magician

Someone who you can trust.

A magician without clothes cannot hide the trick he's doing using sleeves, pockets, or other clothing. Therefore the only true magician you can trust to really be magic, is a naked one.

Coined by popular Youtuber Ryan Magee from SuperMega, a Naked Magician is synonymous with a trustworthy person with no tricks up their sleeve.
Jack: I don't know if I should trust him with my money, what if he's loses it?
Mike: Don't worry, you can trust him. He's a naked magician.
by kcekjm1997 May 31, 2018
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