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Leo Pollitts mother

the fittest woman alive
10/10 shag and rolls a cracking joint
i shagged leo pollitts mother last night

great shag
by cocklicker111 May 27, 2021
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motherfucker

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
by andrew October 27, 2002
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professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.
Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.
by byteme March 5, 2004
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Mother Earth Peace Band

A psychedelic blues band. That brings back the sounds of the 60's. sounds like the grateful, buddy guy, my morning jacket, the doors, strawberry alarm clock, and umphreys mcgee all in one.
Dude says - Mother Earth Peace Band, was the best band i've seen live.

Other dude says - fuckin' right it was.
by Uncle Blunt November 9, 2006
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English, motherfucker!

Best line from Pulp Fiction.
English, motherfucker! Do- You- Speak- It?
by Ryan "Sephylight" Walker August 27, 2006
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morris day & the motherfuckin' time

one of the sweetest bands to come around!

see also jay and silent bob
by wordtothe3rd January 4, 2004
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Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.
by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008
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