MLIT

It is an acronym standing for "MyLifeIsTwilight" or "My Life Is Twilight". It is a website for the Twilight obsessed patterned after the popular FML ("Fuck My Life") website.

E.g.

"I go out of my way to be intentionally clumsy so that a gorgeous vegetarian vampire will pick up my books after I drop them or my keys out of a puddle. MLIT"

"Today, My mom was talking to me about marriage and I just screamed and said "I'm not getting married to anybody thats not Edward" and then she proceed to say that he doesn't exist and all I screamed was "Yes he does". MLIT"

"I was so upset about this 4chan stuff that I ran to my collection of twilight memorabilia and grabbed one of my books. I went to my bed to lay down and read it and it was the Breaking Dawn book and it opened right up to where Bella awakens as a vampire. It was a sign to persevere! MLIT"

My twitard friend now spends her life on MLIT. She thinks Edward Cullen is real.

by MageOfRoses December 1, 2009

Mitch moment

A moment in witch one corrects another, in a more intellectual way. Weather it be in grammar, saying, quotes, or an everyday situation.

"Hey dat sweater to tight on you." To witch one would correct in a manner such as, "Sir/madam, that sweater is a bit snug, wouldn't you say so yourself?" That would be a real Mitch moment. Or when someone reads this and finds a flaw although the meaning is perfectly clear (Mitch moment).

by HANDSOMECHRIS December 2, 2013

Mitchin

To be aimlessly wandering.

What's that guy doing over there?

Oh, he's just mitchin around.

by LoaferGee November 30, 2009

mitch mutha fucka

the coolest tier of mitchness, if you are a mitch mutha fucka, you rock.

John: Whats up mitch mutha fucka!
Mitch: nothin.
John: dude, cool.

by darchayez April 15, 2009

Mitch Marner

Mitch Marner is an extremely skilled hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs . A teenage heartthrob that has all the girls in Toronto wet with his looks. He grew up a huge leaf fan and is living his dream. He will one day host the Stanley cup along along side his other young skilled teammates Auston Matthews ,William Nylander, and Morgan Rielly.

Mitch Marner is the next Patrick Kane and a future top 10 player in the NHL.

by Leaffan96 August 31, 2017

mitch off

When you see a guy with his hand in his pocket jerking violently with a spacey look in his eyes, he is most likely masturbating through his pocket. Other wise known as "mitching off"

The man was so bored while at the business meeting, he proceeded to mitch off under the table.

by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017