MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.

Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...

by Bluntslide October 16, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

Milf

mother i'd like to f*ck

he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf

by mandy lee May 6, 2008

milf

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

by duker00lz May 16, 2006

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006

MILF

Mother(s) I'd Love (to) Fuck
Pretty Woman attached to a youngster

The MILF at the primary school sports day was the best I've seen.

by Nosht May 9, 2006

jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008