Lube

The zig zag track underneath the zipper.

Mom my zipper is undone pass me some lube

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

fret lube

Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.

Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!

by doubleu January 12, 2009

Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!

John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?

by Foug September 2, 2003

Lubester

A person who is obsessed with lube. They love to drink it

Joe: Ayo, wanna drink some lube?
Wang: Nah, Im not a lubester

by Crema Socks November 20, 2020

Lunestoner

One who takes Lunesta and smokes a bowl prior to going to bed, resulting in an excellent night sleep.

Moose: I can't fall asleep, what should I do?
Dylan: You should take a lunesta a smoke a bowl.
Moose: Good idea, I always like being a lunestoner

by fizzeh September 21, 2009

Lubehuxenigerids

Someone who has a penchant for people of african/jamaican descent.

Have you seen her last boyfriends, she's a right lubehuxenigerids, always hanging around the ghetto.

by worlds first lubehuxenigerid. December 16, 2009