Your Local Fanatic Christian

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

local

A hot babe, usually jailbait seen while visiting another town. Usually either a total whore or unobtainable.

"Dude, I haven't seen a local in this whole damn town. This place sucks"

by Smokey5oh October 13, 2008

localize

To use a national or international news event to justify a local connection, in order to exploit a bigger story and air it on a local station as if it were news.

"Hey! We have to LOCALIZE this airplane crash. Go find some relatives of any airline crash victims who live nearby, and exploit their grief under the ruse of "humanizing the victims", in order to put yourself into the national story. That will get some eyeballs tonight at six and eleven!!"

by Faxons August 14, 2009

are you local?

Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)

Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)

by Pim Lico July 31, 2005

localized redness

the area(s) of intercourse through moving caused heat, and left redness b ehind, intensely.

in response to sex through longevity of motion causes heat to rise, and if the sex is good, its all intensely causing redness thereafter.

by baqi jackson November 13, 2003

local jee

An american way of saying Hillbilly

He was born in a two-bedroom house and walked to school with my brother,
Now that's a local jee!

by Caash January 5, 2008

Locallectual

A locallectual is a person who is knowledgeable in all things local. They use this knowledge to have the drive to shop local, eat local, buy local.

Did you see Karen at the Farmer's Market today? She's such a locallectual.

by Team Locallectual October 8, 2008