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San Luis Rio Colorado

The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.
Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have
roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!
by Miahammjr July 4, 2008
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san luis obispo high school

A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.
-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"

-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"

-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
by Tormented Soul January 7, 2005
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Most amazing couple in the world since 7.26.11 <3
"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012
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Jose Luis Larios Jr. III

some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP
Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!
by larioslover March 12, 2020
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
by timeisfiction August 31, 2010
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