"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"
Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"
Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did
by Texhnolyze December 28, 2006
Get the Aladdins Lamp mug.When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 8, 2011
Get the The Lamp mug.When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.
Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.
Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.
by James Frost July 20, 2006
Get the lampoon mug.(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.
Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer
Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer
by Lola Shackleboom January 1, 2011
Get the Lamp Whisperer mug.English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.
Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020
Get the Lamp mug.Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
by Ihatelamps October 20, 2022
Get the Lamp mug.An academic who's lack of "street" experience causes an over reliance and fixation upon standard academic discourse despite overwhelming practical considerations.
(In reference to the color of the lampshade of desk and table lamps often seen in academic settings)
(In reference to the color of the lampshade of desk and table lamps often seen in academic settings)
"Who, Jim? Ignore him regarding this issue as he has no "real world" experience with it. He's a classic green lamper: Raised in a sheltering family, off to private school, then nothing but academic study for 10 years."
by Martin Peter June 8, 2007
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