Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Kitten

A very young (baby) cat.

The cat licked her kitten.

by Wolfehluver December 1, 2009

kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.

-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!

by vtg5 October 23, 2006

Boo Kitten

A term of endearment for close friends

I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!

by $GK$ August 4, 2007

UwU kitten

UwU kittens are the sexiest ppl to live. If you find one, dont play with its feelings because it will BARK BARK BARK at you.

Dang mywife is a UwU kitten, i willnever leave her broken harted😍

by Erpxsv February 28, 2022

kitner

the act of yelling at inanimate objects especially a computer or microwave screaming at them and hitting it

"dude wats she doing ?"
"who Brittany ?"
"yea shes just being a kitner "
"shes weird like that."

by william holder January 29, 2009

fly the kite

To leave a secret message where only your intended recipient should be able to find it.

In Gang Related, Ryan told Daniel to "fly the kite." Later, Ryan fished a note out of the toilet tank of some cheap Mexican restaurant after ordering 2 tacos.

by 3H3 August 2, 2014