jonkhans

When you are spinning around and you kick someone in the dick.

I was so excited to see my friend joe, I accidentally gave him a jonkhans

by YeetJonKz May 2, 2022

jonco

An autistic kid that can't walk

(Jonco)Lazy ass nigga

by Jonco May 8, 2022

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Johnkook

he's like a drug, always addicted me to him.

Johnkook, he's a hot-drug.

by xodydbaby June 11, 2022

johnkook

someone who kills me with a precise shot in one try, has high-voltage attraction. he's sweet, but also like poison that strangely makes me die smiling in his romance. he admired my crown, and gave me a comfortable throne. he's a poem that i search for in every dull canvas that piles up. he's a hot guy who looks into my eyes first, combs my hair, admires my face, before kissing me. i love him and every way he treats me.

Johnkook, I love you. and will always love you.

by xodydbaby June 11, 2022

JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO

person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!

by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022

jonkylitus

This is a critical health condition in which one has a panic inducing phobia towards stretched necks, all they can think about is the throat being extended and it causes them to uncontrollably punch every rubber duck in sight while singing the song ‘Life is a Highway’ in reverse.

‘damn, jimmy saw my neck when i stretched and immediately punched all my rubber ducks while singing backwards. he must have jonkylitus.’

by onoboi101 June 19, 2022