Definitions by onoboi101
jonkylitus
This is a critical health condition in which one has a panic inducing phobia towards stretched necks, all they can think about is the throat being extended and it causes them to uncontrollably punch every rubber duck in sight while singing the song ‘Life is a Highway’ in reverse.
‘damn, jimmy saw my neck when i stretched and immediately punched all my rubber ducks while singing backwards. he must have jonkylitus.’
jonkylitus by onoboi101 June 19, 2022
pimpiff
i have pimpiff for him