Jared

- 19
- never fucking learned how to read

whaddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

by twerkingfireworks July 3, 2018

Jared Marson

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.

“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”

by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018

Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs and eats them

Jared: *Licks bath bomb* This is some tasty ass shit

by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

Jared

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jared

A piece of shit idiot who likes to cheat on his girlfriend. Does not know how to spell and loves to lick his nose and eat his boogers.

Omg man you better not cheat on that gem , please don’t be a Jared

by SophKail February 19, 2019

Jared

The biggest piece of bird shit out there. If you meet him, stay far away for your own safety.

Me:oh god its Jared
Jared:Hi
Me:Explodes*

by imRaymondg February 25, 2020

Jared

An annoying asshole. He doesn't get laid and gets sucked off by men named Kohjiro. A person that says he is down to fuck his cousins and has a micro peen.

Jared is an ugly bastard, and he ate Kohjiros asshole when they had a sleepover in a cardboard box on the street.

by eufefuefueeunfeufneufneuf November 28, 2021