The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does
by Mason Allens January 22, 2012
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I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.
I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.
I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.
by Dimestore February 2, 2019
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Jake isn't his real name it's Jason
He's incredibly pretty and funny.
He once married himself.
Jake isn't his real name it's Jason
He's incredibly pretty and funny.
He once married himself.
He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable
Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him
Jake Shears - He's naked!
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable
Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him
Jake Shears - He's naked!
by Kylie S December 9, 2008
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_Verb, to be completely selfish, condescending,inconsiderate, self centered, uneducated, disrespectful or ignorant little Fuck._
*Synonyms:* _ Human Failure, Sin, Cringe
*Antonyms:*_Logan Paul or anyone with a right state of mind_
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake she was exploiting herself for views._
_Verb, to be completely selfish, condescending,inconsiderate, self centered, uneducated, disrespectful or ignorant little Fuck._
*Synonyms:* _ Human Failure, Sin, Cringe
*Antonyms:*_Logan Paul or anyone with a right state of mind_
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake she was exploiting herself for views._
by Staring_Eyes July 31, 2017
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Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
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