sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Jessie

The best girl ever! Very nice, smart, caring and beautiful. She is always smiling and fun to be around. Everyone loves her. Basically the best person you've ever met

Person 1: Wow, that girl is so great I wish she was mine
Person 2: I bet she's a Jessie

by Micelle Swiss January 10, 2015

Jessica

The absolute most perfect person on the planet. No arguments. Everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel or goddess. She is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. She will deny that, but it is a true fact and everybody knows it. She is the kindest, most caring person ever who will do anything to make you feel special. And she has the cutest laugh, smile, face, and pretty much anything else you can think of.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that angel over there?
Guy 2: That's Jessica, I also think she's an angel.

by failureninja95 November 27, 2012

jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006

Jesikanity

The caterpillar sperm drinkers of the 21st century. Some traits of jesikanity are their ridonkulous bitchyness and ABSOLUTELY wrong habit of touching other people's boyfriends. jesikanity should be avoided at all times.

amara: EW OH MY DOG! THEY'RE DRINKING CATERPILLAR SPERM...I SEE THEM! I SEE THEM!

davin: what the buck? total jesikanity.

by AMARIFIC&DAVINOUS April 17, 2011

Jessie

Hmmm Jessie..how do I describe her? She’s such a great person. All she would want to hear is how much the people she cares for appreciates her. Don’t let her go! And please, don’t break her heart.

Guy: Jessie is so darn kind
Girl: Yeah, she is.

by Hi There Chiget August 12, 2019

Jessie

Jessie is a bright funny outgoing girl who can be shy at first , she has a great body and often likes those who don’t feel the same way, Jessie can be seen as an innocent girl but wow what she does in the bedroom Jessie doesn’t have many friends but the ones she has love her a lot and are grateful she’s in their life she lights up a room and has the most amazing personality and contagious laugh once you meet a Jessie don’t lose her she’s a good person !

Boy: Yo you see Jessie she’s stunning

Friend: I love her laugh it’s so cute

Boy: I’d smash

by Henevedese October 9, 2019