Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall
cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every
day after
breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my
bloody pants!"
"
Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that
lad."