Intardation

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

by Your ugly next door neighbour April 9, 2010

intarweebs

Noun:

( often lowercase ) the Internet: used jocularly when pretending to be or referring to an inexperienced Internet user, or when expressing a disdain for certain Internet social groups:

"Hey Bill, I just got on the intarweebs with my Winders 7 and my Linkskees roooter!"

by Datamus August 30, 2011

infartation

Verb; The act of cutting a shit short (see, Turd Cutter) in order to reinforce later fart's stink.

Dude, what the fuck!?!?
I know right? Post-hummus infartation, gets them every time...

by yossgold October 8, 2014

Iivari

A person who has dementia but refuses to accept it

1: Hey Iivari, remember what you did last week

2: yeeeeees.... (Really doesn't

by GreyRat4444 December 2, 2021

drink invader

Any close family member or friend who routinely drinks a percentage of any beverage you have made for yourself without asking.

It never fails that when I open a new can of pop, my wife the drink invader waits until I walk away before she guzzles half the thing down.

I hate going to the bar with my friend Jill, she's a drink invader and it ends up costing me money because I buy twice as many drinks.

by Mr. Mensa October 8, 2007

Conversation Invader

A person who while not a part of a conversation will jump in uninvited. This causes the others in the conversation to give each other a "Who the fuck is this guy look."

Danny: "I can't stand that guy over there he's such a conversation invader."

Ken: The other day I was trying to flirt with this girl and he totally invaded my conversation.

Danny: What a freak.

by Yellowfever33 October 20, 2011

intarnewb

sum1 who iz n3w to 7h4 1n74rw3b

MidnightViscount: I AM AN INTARNEWB AND I ENJOY THE ANAL SEX WITH MEN ZOMGLOLZ

by PrivateCaboose January 4, 2005