infelicitous

not felicitous,not appropriate or well-timed,awkward

the infelicitous typesetting was due to illegible copy"

by mehrdad hosseiny August 18, 2008

Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

snake sneaky infection

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis

sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection

by XAlaskan93X March 24, 2010

Infernos

Cheesy, sweaty, sleazy London based club with beautiful carpet and astonishing disco balls.

ha, James must have had beer-goggles in Infernos yesterday. He pulled the ultimate minger.

by Yogalates April 6, 2005

deliciously infectious

When someone tastes so good u can get infected by it...

Sam is deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like i need more and more...

by Bridster April 12, 2005

InfectToProtect

A regular player on the samp server CrazyBobs Cops N Robbers, his name was originally coined by the Lysol commercial's slogan "disinfect to protect". his favorite activity's include,fishing,trucking,raping,growing drugs,and hanging out with cloudizme

"InfectToProtect is my nig"

by [CnR]ITP May 23, 2009

infecation

When shit is reabsorbed into the body through the anus or other oriface. The opposite of defecation.

Tony did an infecation into his ear and ended up with an infection.

by screech1616 October 21, 2010