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clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015
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toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.
That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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razor clam

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016
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Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.
Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.
by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014
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Sand in the clam

Sand in the clam is when you are on the beach and you get too much sand in your bathing suit and it gets stuck in your vagina.
"Girl, I've been playing in the sand so much is have sand in my vag. I'm about to grow a pearl. " vagina, pearl,ouch, sand in the clam
by Candcschaf April 20, 2017
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Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)
"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"
by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022
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Clam Scram

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ June 1, 2018
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