toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.
That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."
Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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