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copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
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your call is important to us

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.
I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!
by pentozali December 9, 2008
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Technologically impaired

someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.
Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!
by Hyperr Haliee February 23, 2009
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honkai impacted

When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact
Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted
by lilretrorabbit April 12, 2021
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Red Dead Impairment

What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.

Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.
by TheHud July 7, 2010
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improv

short for improvisation, a comedy format in which the performers make up the scene on the spot
I saw some awesome improv at comedysportz last night
by Vlady May 9, 2003
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